eyh, can i talk to u fo a minute??

man: yeah, umm, can i have yo number???
woman: uhh, actually no.
man: ohh. ait ait. u waitin' fo yo boy eyh?? ait ait, cool. coz u wit yo pony tail n all that wraped up. yeah.
Woman: actually, im not. im just here alone. not on a date.
man: ohh. ok ok. so uhh, imma sit back here. n watch d movie. ait, ait. coo.

AFTER 10 SECONDS.......

man: so can i have it?? ( he sniffs the woman's hair).... can i have yo number??
woman: uhh, no. soory.
MAN: ok ok.
man: so i cant have it??
i canhave ur number??
woman: no, if ur gonna be like this, im gonna call d cops. sorry.
man: ohh. ok. imma back off from yah. coz u si fine wanna make ya mine. so u callin' da black cops rite??
WOMAN: (she slaps d nigguh)

THE END
(its from mad tv. some of it, i made it myself)